Playboy Magazine December 2003 Shannen Doherty p0312 The Teles Twins >> Brazilian beauties Sarah and Deisy Teles double our holiday pleasure as Misses December 2003.



Next month Playboy celebrates its 50th birthday with a special anniversary issue featuring the perfect Playmate. Here are the curvaceous candidates.



Whether starring in indie flicks or in blockbusters, John Cusack is a master of portraying the angst-ridden everyman. In a self-deprecating Playboy Interview, he tells us why love affairs with leading ladies never last and more. By David Sheff



William H. Macy >> The gee-whiz antihero of Fargo and Boogie Nights is anything but meek in person. He gets hit on by women at stoplights and flunks the Motion Picture Association's rating system. By Warren Kalbacker



Playboy's Annual Music Poll 2003 >> We want to know what sounds made your head bob this year. Listen to the audio clips then rock your vote right here. The Last Days of Jam Master Jay >> Last year Run-DMC's DJ was gunned down execution-style near the tough New York City neighborhood where the first true stars of hip-hop got their start. Our writer traces Jay's final moments and sizes up the likely killers. By Frank Owen

Celebrity Christmas Confidential >> We paid off the security guards and dived into upscale Dumpsters to give you these Playboy exclusives: Demi's Christmas card to Ashton, Ah-nold's letter to San-tah, Ben and J. Lo's holiday party invitation and Britney's lip-smacking shopping list.

Sexperiments II: Case Studies in Perversion >> In June we investigated the world's weirdest sex research. You demanded more. So we donned our lab coats and found these bizarre sexual case histories. Read about a woman who experiences intense orgasms every time she yawns, farmers who fall in love with their tractors, and penis-attacking vacuum cleaners. By Chip Rowe

Daredevil Cocktails >> As if we're not busy enough looking after beautiful naked women, we test booze infernos with names such as New Jersey Turnpike and flaming orgasm. By Sarah Preston

Centerfolds on Sex: Nicole Narain � Nicole instructs on the oohs and ahs of erogenous zones. We're hot for teacher. Plus: Join the Playboy Cyber Club to see Nicole's entire Playmate portfolio.