MAXIM MAGAZINE NOVEMBER 2004 LAURA PREPSON ISSUE 83

COVER GIRL LAURA PREPON America’s sexiest gambling addict reevaluates her new life as a blonde, only in Maxim.

WE WANT ANSWERS! SYLVESTER STALLONE The man embedded in cultural memory for being Rocky, Rambo, and, uh, that deaf guy in Cop Land, discusses his career highlights, including getting clocked in the nose by Carl Weathers.

THE LEADING MAN CHAMPION CHIEF Sure, registered voters choose a real-life president this month, but some of us will be left out of the fun just because we happen to be convicted felons. Join us as we ensure that America never forget filmdom’s favorite commanders in chief.

UNCLE HAM HOW YOUR MONEY IS WASTED Before judging us for spending our welfare checks on hookers, blow, and Agent Cody Banks DVD rentals, see the lame ideas our elected officials are bankrolling.

VLAD LUCK DRACULA FOR SALE As if it weren’t already a total joke of a nation, Romania is now trying to open a theme park capitalizing on its legendary bloodsucker. What will they try to build next? A gold medal team in Olympic gymnastics? Ha! Dream on, vampire-lovers!

ALANA DE LA GARZA GARZA STRIPS Meet the blazing-hot actress who’s gone from teen beauty pageants to the WB’s latest soap for guys, and find out what her ’rents think about all this sexiness. (Psst, Mr. and Mrs. De La Garza—we like it!)

SHOWROOM ’05 MAXIM’S 10 BEST CARS OF 2005 We salute the Chrysler 300C, Ford GT, Lotus Elise, Volvo S40-T5, Chrysler PT Convertible GT, BMW 645 Ci, Toyota Solara SLE, Caddy SRX V8, VW Golf R32, and, um, Subaru Legacy GT Wagon. What?